The Mad Cheshire Cat In a Mad Mad World!

Hello Humans

Welcome to My Mad Mad Mad World!

      Tell Me!  What Special Treats Have You Brought To Me Today!

 I Do Consider Myself Quite The Connoisseur
Of All Fine Things A Cat Would Seek!

Tell Me Have You Any Salmon With

a Bit of White Wine Sauce?

It Goes Wonderfully With Fish Ravioli,
One Must Have A Bit Of Seafood In Their Diet!

                                 GASPS!!!  I AM WITH SUCH UNCOUTH HUMANS!!!

                                        FINE!! JUST FEED ME 9 LIVES IF YOU MUST!!

Oh The Horrors I Must Put Up With In Order To

Simply Survive In This Uncivilized World!

How Pepe La Pue Ever Survived Paris!

THE MADNESS! THE HORROR! YOU HUMANS ARE SIMPLY ANIMALS!
I WILL NOW SLEEP!

                                              But First!  I Will Kneed!  Good Night Aliens!